An Exclusive Interview with Nate

I asked Nate a few questions before bed.

(Background: A few minutes before, we were talking about pottying, and I was telling Nate when you drink water, it goes down to your belly and out your "pee pee" into the potty.)
Me: Nate, where does your pee pee come from?
Nate: Where does my pee pee come from?
Me: I'm asking you. Where does your pee pee come from?
Nate: Hmm. I don't know.

Me: Okay, next question. What color is your hair?
Nate: Let me show you. (Grabs some hair for me to see.)
Me: What color is it though?
Nate: What?
Me: It's red, Nate.
Nate: (Gasp) My hair is red?! Show me! Where is my hair red? (Obviously thinking I'm talking apple red)
Me: No, it's like brownish red. ... Never mind, it's brown.
Nate: (Noticably relieved)

Me: Okay, if you could do anything in the world tomorrow, what would it be?
Nate: Hey, where does my pee pee come from?